Similarly, The Not-Genius of Robert Jordan's WOT Series Book Covers

Mmmm…chocolate!…D'oh! Mmmm…chocolate!…D'oh! Marge! We need some more vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream!

[begins singing Boston's More Than a Feeling]

Bigly.

I don't post if I know women are in commenting threads unless I talk to Gjetostbusty first.

Are you sure? That still looks like a tie to me.

HOW TO PASS LEGISLATION, ASKING FOR A FRIEND

Best wishes - I hope the 4/12 test reveals nothing of concern.

[John McClane intervenes and saves Reginald's life]
John: I owed you one, Reg.

Shake your keys? Is that like shaking your maracas?

Our VFW folks gut them and cut the heads off. You're spot on with your batter comment, light as possible.

That's a Ferguson toilet! The king of bowls.

Fry?

The American justice system isn't always ferrous.

Where was this park? Cirith Ungol?

Those are Peeping Tom spiders. Very rare.

That's what I tell Gjetostbusty - if we have spiders in the house, that means they're eating enough bugs to sustain themselves. Similarly, I like bats and snakes, but not in the house.

Not if the last person is Pizza the Hut.

Or is this just fantasy?

I haven't had any problems with the copier, but courtesy flushes, people, courtesy flushes. I don't know what everyone ate last night, but the restroom has been an odor gauntlet all day today.