Akeem: School the University?
Patrice: I've never heard of that.
Akeem: It's a very small university. We don't even have a basketball team.

Is it a reference to the use of slideshow decks? Anyone else remember those? Anyone?

He forgot to hold down the shift key while typing 3. It was supposed to be a hashtag.

[Spike Lee angrily tweets Bjork's address]

"aren't complete assholes". I get what you're saying, but it seems like a pretty low bar for satisfaction with representatives.

Political trainers hate him!

We had Taco Be…[runs away]

I really have to go to the bathroom. Is a bowel movement threatening?

[messages Representative pictures of children]

Bluetooth the Flamethrower!

I had that last year. Nasty.

Work for 3 square meals…can't you make manna fall from the sky?

But that's not important right now.

That was my first thought and I didn't see it directly listed as an exemption.

Star Trek: Journey to Cintas

You've been Owen everyone here apologies for these pun threads.

Don't forget Estel!

As always, in traffic.

Starts singing in head…"That name again in Mr. Sub"….

That's big news in small towns. A Subway opened up in my town (I should say city, thanks 2010 census!) and it was the talk of the city for months. I don't eat there, but from an economic standpoint, it was a great addition. Subway demolished and cleaned up a former auto body shop site to construct the new building,…