Coming to ABC in 2020, "So You Want To Be The President".

Is Joseph Stalin and the Strippers a band?

I've never read that line in context. Challenge accepted, Xanderpuss.

I like Vonnegut, but I think he's wrong about semicolons.

I always use it. I've read guidance that suggests using it when necessary. I like consistency, so I always use it. It removes any doubt about the intention of the sentence,

[Carl Weathers sits on stool next to Alcopheliac]
Any room on that tab for me to jump on?

No. Why do you ask?

[Saruman, for some reason]
Dr. Doolittle the Bird-tamer! Dr. Doolittle the Simple! Dr. Doolittle the Fool!

I love the emphasis on the "D" when I hear it on the radio.

We do! We do!

In real life or is this some sort of video game I'm unfamiliar with? I'm old and confused.

We went on a very leisurely walk with our 8-year olds and our 6-year old. That about sums up our weekend.

[Spike Lee angrily tweets Megatron's address]

Far^x = Attractive(y)-Plastic Surgery

It works if you're not too obvious.

Nice. Let's all gjetost @cuddle_bastard:disqus .
[raises glass]

If it's the minority, I'm in too. I really enjoyed that score.

Can't speak to that personally as I haven't drank anything of Leinenkugel's for years now. There's so much more variety available now that I rarely drink the same thing twice anymore.

He posts pretty regularly at the Tolerability Index these days.

All nations served, save Carrie.