I live in Wisconsin, so I can't complain about anything booze related, unless I feel like complaining about how easy it is to get cheap booze everywhere.

As I mentioned above, Robert Inglis is great.

Robert Inglis reading the LOTR series. Listening to it again currently. It's awesome.

Case in point, Brandon Lee.

So are plastic bags!

[affixes Max Fischer eyebrows]
Oh, are they?

Always a good choice.

Soundtrack to Conan the Barbarian. That was 20 years ago and I can't imagine that I performed up to the level of Poledouris' score.

Soundtrack to Conan the Barbarian. That was 20 years ago and I can't imagine that I performed up to the level of Poledouris' score.

The "Jane Fonda Urinal Target". We have them too. I couldn't believe it when I saw it. The first, and hopefully only, time I took a picture of a urinal.

Gjetostbusty disagrees; she loves him bald. Mostly his voice though.

Dammit. Beat me to it.

[to replicator] Earl Grey, hot…annnd…Cool Ranch Doritos, crispy.

Laptop?
[looks at my large cart with desktop computer and small electric generator]

Let's tackle combining peanuts and gum next!

Maybe we could have a…coffee party? Wait, I'm doing this wrong.

Same here. I got a lot done yesterday and this morning.

Excellent work, AVC. Somewhat back to normal.
[waits for The Motherfucking Shore Patrol to return]

First I've heard of it.

But I'm at work and within 2,000 feet of a day care facility.