Not trying to defend Scott Walker, but that's how we eat in Wisconsin.

Agreed. And I've never liked the casting choice for Faramir either. Lots of good casting in these movies, but I didn't line this one.

You're like that Dukes of Hazzard episode where the old woman with art talent wastes it painting fake $20 bills.

[anxiously awaits warmer weather when the robots start wearing shorts]

I mean, look at his face. What a smug mug.

I'm a little coiffured by this video.

[CIA's AV Club agent forwards application to Ferlin's email on file]

This looks like Bionic Commando.

You have over 95,000, don't you think it's time to get some pants?

I own Season 1. Surely you got some of that money.

It would certainly help the re-election campaign.
"We need steady leadership during this time of crisis."

That's what GI Joe taught me growing up…"Knowledge is half the battle."

Not the AV Club

Don't forget about Grandpa's Aqua Velva.

Better than eating deodorant.

Upvoted for using "wherewithal".

Cousin Oliver.

That, sir, is a class E felony in New York. As a consequence, she wouldn't be able to vote until she was off parole.

Great, now I'm thinking about sheetrocking my garage.

As long as you don't push the blame on the guy in shades, oh no.