As in stem cell research? This is an odd place to voice your opposition to that. But hey, I didn't read the article…maybe it was discussed.

Well played, Archmage.

By the looks of your avatar, you have a furry friend who'd likely murder someone for you.

Also, is it the adverb or the adjective later on in the sentence?

Peele: "You bled with Key…[dramatic pause]…now bleed with me."

Only Doc Brown can save them.

Ah, shucks. [kicks rock]
I was hoping for a new interstate bridge.

Gayle King knows this because Oprah's email server is at her house.

That's your answer to everything.

Even deadlier if you mean it.

I wouldn't doubt the claim. Gjetostbusty is a public school teacher and if she's seen in a bar more than 3 times in a year, she gets called a drunk by local parents.

I got a Mallrats notification for this?

What do they think this is, the Audio Visual Reading Club?

[kills person in passenger seat, moves out of carpool lane]

I'm going to the home opener this year.

Who'd you expect? The guys from Coors?

While guys from Guinness monitor with a stopwatch.

I just turned 40. Playing MarioKart on the WiiU with the Busters is the most video game action I get these days.

Segel when you someone eat it.

To be fair, he was wrestling with Gary Oldman while trying to land the plane.