- Malibu Stacy

Sink or swim time, grandpa!

Eau Claire, WI, which is on the list, is only about 6-7 hours away!

[Ctrl+F "KFC" search yields no hits]

Big deal. What's the deferens?

Pun thread aside, how else could you explain an upright, flying goat if not for cross-breeding stemming from goat testicle implants?

Didn't this guy also have a hand in popularizing country music?

No, you just kind of Fayeded away.

You royally screwed up this firstie.

What? A penis? Penis.

Thanks. Sadly, I think we'll need it.

It's an election year next year. He's not silly enough to mess with Girl Scout cookies at a time like this.

I'm afraid Kirk is right. Captain Dada put it in the AV Club cookbook a few years ago.

Well, she was a Charlie's Angel. She could probably still kick some ass.

I heard two bumps and a quiver.

I'm sorry, here in Wisconsin, we only sell Caramel deLites because our troop gets its cookies from ABC Bakers. Samoas are only available from troops that get cookies from Little Brownie Bakers.

Yes, would you be interested in buying Girl Scout cookies?

I got a penis notification for this?

Two Highlander reboots enter, one reboot leaves.

"directed by a guy who made music videos"…