[starts watching Milk video on repeat]

If you worried about TicketMaster, just Call Me or Shut Your Mouth.

What do you expect her to do, Fade Away and Radiate?

[Howard the Duck waits next to phone]

I cheated and looked it up. I used to listen to the entire LOTR series on audiobook annually. Might need to start again.

Saruman's throat was cut, but I Grima's death wasn't terribly gruesome.

Shot in the back by hobbits?

Probably because of the strike.

Maybe "Orange is the New Black" will be part of Trump's 2020 election strategy to bring in minority voters.

Silvee: My God it is rank in here, rank with your stupid wonderings about Larry (Tony).

Took him Longe enough.

I got a Soul Glo notification for this?

[laugh track]

An ass sphincter says what?

Not this goat.I'm very up front about my gjetost busting.

Not that I want to condone it, but wouldn't it be areolae? Otherwise, it would just be one.

[suplexes @Easteros:disqus , takes belt]

Let me tell you about small. Have you seen the President's hands? They're tiny!
-Every lame 2017-2021 comic

And he can turn water into wine.

Hey, now. I was Chess Club president. Also cribbage and computer. And band and student council secretary.