I would like to thank everyone for their kind words. I really enjoyed some of the insightful comments regarding the United 232 crash in this post –most particularly Braniff747SP.

I made no mention of the Ukraine crash here, because it's completely unrelated... I'm not sure what you're talking about?

She should have kept a spreadsheet showing the decrease in ejaculate over several months.

Better than sending him a spreadsheet, though.

The C-5 idea isn't all that crazy and is flying in a smaller form...

The crazy van received rearend end damage sometime between backing up and running the intersection. Weird

Don't all bikinis look like bras and panties? Maybe it's because I'm a big enough cup size that I buy my swimsuit from the same place that manufactures my bras, but there's no real difference in coverage.

I'm gonna start timing how long a Florida post is up before this GIF appears.

I believe we're framing this all wrong. To appeal to Republicans, we should stop calling them "child refugees" and start referring to them as "post-term fetuses fleeing countries with insufficient abortion clinic laws and regulations."

Epic. That might be the best story on the page.

Although he was not an asshole in any way and I have never heard of him being this way, a friend of mine found a Black Amex in the bathroom of a restaurant with a noted director's name on it who got famous years after working in video stores. This card was ensconced in a massive pile of marching powder. Like a crazy…

Not a great movie (there's a reason it had no other nominations), but his performance was staggering.

What??? You don't know Fight Club???!?!?!
My soul is crying.

my roommate's parakeet was named grandma, and we'd frequently hear "grandma get back in your fucking cage!" in an amazing Philly accent. That doesn't contribute to the convo, but you reminded me of some fun times.

Time to bone up on your mandatory cultural references.

Bet you were wondering about the lead image before you got to that last sentence, huh?