Oh god that's gross.
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Fighting the urge to puke.
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Or the notion that he's so "lucky" to be surrounded by a coven of squawking hens because bitches, amirite.
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Truth be told, those same germs are probably on everything in the store. Including door handles and shopping carts.
We made national news! Arkansan here.
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That was pretty much my reaction, too, and I also found myself dwelling on the sense of disenfranchisement she must have been living with, something that is so common amongst the mentally-ill these days. Even in big urban areas, they often feel cut off from society.
Um...please elaborate.