The bad news is this kid can no longer expect to get a basketball scholarship from Duke. The good news is he just got an offer to play lacrosse there.

No worries, I’m sure that this isn’t going to be thrown in Johnny Gomes’ face every year at Thanksgiving for the rest of his life.

Weeeee your daddy actually got to get on the field weeeeee

“Oh, sure, it was the leather chair.”

Okay, boys, make sure you do this in as chickenshit a manner as possible. You hit him while his back is turned, then you hit him while he’s down.

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

Stop. I’m not a gun advocate, but this is the type of response that shuts down any type of discussion just as fast as “BUT IT’S IN THE CONSTITUTION”.

Glad I flipped it on in time to catch the tip

I WAS IN THE POOL

Yeah, but if she just asked him to “talk about being a pussy-ass bitch” they’d let her into the press conferences.

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

Let’s not blame the managing editor and the deputy editor. After all, it was a school night.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

How did you miss Lorenzo Cain as ‘The Great Cornholio’?

Brett Lawrie can go fuck himself. I wouldn’t call his Friday postgame terribly apologetic. He blows a lot of smoke about “there’s no intent to hurt anyone and I tried to make sure he was alright!”, but he also didn’t really take a single shred of responsibility for what was, at best, a completely reckless slide.…

Two things:

She'll get no sympathy from her roommate, the tiny violin player.

Surprised that MSNBC didn't edit it to say "fuck her left in the pussy."

The Somali pirates will issue similar statement when the Internet cafe reopens.