@battman_returns you got 8 followers bruh your own family don't even want to know what you doin! Get better at life!

Walker, Ex's Anger.

Yea, except you have no QB and your star WR drank himself out of the league. There's nothing to worry about here.

@kevinlove: Stop trying to find a way to OPT-OUT and just OPT-IN. Be apart of something special! Just my thoughts

I don't get it. His dick is going to be in pain? Have you had sex before?

Teams just do not melt down at that temperature!

I like the cut of your jib

Goddammit. +1

Science rules.

Sometimes you see shots to the dick and think, "that looked more like inner-thigh."

OK, I will next time. Thanks for the feedback.

An earlier version of the tweet had the recruit attending Texas A2M.

"Eli, here are the balls you requested for today's game. Pick 6"

It was shirts v. skins, man. How else are you going to remember teams?

Because at some point in their lives, someone pulled the shirt over their head and beat the shit out of them.

Now this here's what they call a "Country Blumpkin."

Can't beat this Indiana fan's insightful comment, replying to his local station's story:

almost as funny as someone thinking there's a difference between Democrats and Republicans

But is it "elite?"