The fake signs were funny, Tim, but why did you include the real Darren Wilson one in there?

"Oh wow. Must suck for the offense when the league makes an arbitrary rule that makes your job that much harder. (wanking motion)"- Every defender in the league.

So it made this a non-catch and it made the Calvin Johnson play a non-catch.

So glad to hear someone else's stomach is churned by the sound of him eating that sandwich, not to mention the sound of the rest of the commercial.

Cheer up; there's always legal weed!

You mean no one gave a damn because the person involved is Asian.

If you think it was intentional as Sarah is suggesting... I'm sorry, but your observation skills are severely broken.

It was a none story made into fuckery. If you watch the video the cop had no idea the guy was there, but Sarah thinks he intentionally did it.

Auto related: marginally

Can I start yelling about how Asians still suffer prejudices and have little no public representation in media yet? When will we get an Asian lead in a show? preferably one that isn't about fighting? When can we have an Asian lead a talk show? late night show? anything? WHEN WILL IT BE MY TIME??

Are we going to start seeing "I can't run" t-shirts?

Bullshit and weak journalism to be sure.

who called this on eurosport?

What the hell? Did you talk to the NYC Marathon people about this? Great story, Sarah

god, shut the fuck up

Wow you're That Guy.

Martin said he punched the person "five to eight times" until he went down.

Operator: Collect call from Thomas. Will you accept the charges?

I thought that was going in a totally different direction. Glad it didn't.

Jesus. +1