Wait, won't searing it for ten minutes overcook the steak?

Hi, I have a Foodspin question.

I know this is incredibly old (2008), but really, no one has sufficiently disproved TheJosh.

If you turn the sound up and get really close to the TV you can actually hear Winston slipping to the Jets at #6.

he traveled.

"Cuz, it's......about........to go...........down."

I can see how with such meager compensation, college sports would go broke trying to pay their athletes even a livable wage. Thank god coaches make so much money, since they can only physically manage to do so for like 20 or 30 years.

On the plus side, he totally completed the trifecta.

I don't want to wash Drew's balls for him, but you know he also writes for GQ and has published a well-received novel?

Better than:

He's clearly giving her a spray tan

The texts he posted were not, umm, ambiguous?

"The player has an 79 overall rating, but Houston is getting a guy with one of those little 3 point symbols under him, so it seems like a fair trade. Now on to Jason with the weather. Jason".

Get in line. The Browns owe everyone an apology.

This just doesn't sound like something the Patriots would do.

Did he give the obligatory thumbs up to indicate to the crowd that he's okay?

1. Aaron Rogers.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

I sincerely hope he's ok.