religion aside, it's more along the lines of the fact that sex can lead to something life changing enough that the need for emotion and care is a valid concern. a condom can break, birth control can fail. what happens in the chance that one party gets an std or pregnant? lol sucks to be you? no clue because it's a one…

you shouldn't have to hack. as a parent, those passwords should be known info or surrendered upon asking. could that lead to alt accounts? yes, but if you raise them right, the chances of them pulling something like that will be less.

so he's a psycho, and you dabble in bigotry. cool story, bro.

lol, i was so tired of seeing that stupid thing all season. great show btw.

so you don't smack people wanting to enter with the door? just about all restrooms have the trash can close enough so you can pull the door open all the way with the paper towel, walk back to the can and throw the towel away, and get back to the door in time to at least be able to put your foot in the way of the door…

context clues tell you which story is which. /end

this is a mario bros 1 box only. it's not yet set up to accept smacks from sides other than the bottom.

Just turn off the 3D. Our phone will still be awesome, like the kid who beat up the other kid with one hand tied behind their back... except with phones.

that used to be true. verizon's thunderbolt and sprint's evo and epic can make calls and web surf at the same time.

@kifbox: if i wanted to wave my arms around to get my light to turn back on after it thought i left the room but was really sitting there motionless i would... play kinect?

@Mr_Quackers: true, depending on the room. i couldn't have a clapper in my living or bed room because the speakers on my gear would set them off, or i'd me clapping like the citizen cane guy to get the thing to do it's duty if i turned the sensitivity up.

was i the only one who thought rule 34 even though i know that's not what it was referring to? also, lol @ dolphin assistance.

ah, come on... no "pew pew" yet?

resisting the urge to post an xzibit photo...

@eurotrashin: i don't know what you win for your 5x post, but you do win something...

@KamWrex: It pays to do research. Once SERO 1 "went away", I knew it was a sign of things to come. When I got my evo, I wasn't going to shell out more money for the old or new gold plan. Instead, I got SERO 2 (-$59/500 minutes/mo instead of the regular $69/450), so the $120 I save a year is up to me to do with. They…

no vid of him scaring people? fail.

this. there can never be enough ketchup

i have the bucket too. i fet flack for it sometimes, but you can never have enough ketchup.

@SiDn64: you really fear this game corrupting them? there are millions of things that kids will get into if parents don't put in the time/effort.