@Brian: Cogito Ergo ZOOM!: it's time to invest in video conferencing software (if it applies)

@Squalor: you are wrong... she will marry mustafa, then they will *swan dive* into the ocean on a secluded beach in bali on their honeymoon.

@ddhboy: /s = sarcasm

@infopowerbroker: That's the first thing I thought.

You forgot Angry Birds. FAIL.

@fivewall: ditching cable internet ftw

@RutgerHauer: maybe that's due to to the blood

@FriarNurgle: Epic post.

@mexi1010: fortunately, i was at home, but my eyes watered too.

@vinod1978: your math might not be off on the initial price of the phones, but it is if you factor in the amount you'd have to pay for the same plan on each carrier over the course of two years.

this is just a commie ploy! down with redwii!

@CurtD032: That's what I was thinking.

@Darksider1972: if that was the case he'd have someone to pose with. No, he doesn't have a sword, but his hands are clasped.

@zybon666: It's not just for looks. Mineral oil is a coolant.

@Cyb3r_Punk: I'm going with Highlander on this one. More specifically Highlander: The Source.

@cgarison: [www.verizonwireless.com]

@LemonMeringueTy: successful troll thread is successful.

@MistaWondaBread: boxed juice and mystery meat mondays ftw/l

@Ignignokt: at first glance, I was thinking more along the lines of:

Take a look inside... it's my meat in a box