“$40 not so well spent on my part. It is really only good for people who have literally never played DS1 before and that is their only way to play.”

Dark Souls isn’t that hard to Platinum, Knight’s Honor is the only grind. Someone could easily drop the tail cuts and boss souls and have the plat without much fanfare. All sorceries would probably be the next most time consuming.

I’d kill it if it came by me, not worth the risk. Squirrels are vectors for many diseases.

So because you’ve never heard it, it never happened? God dam you’re a fucking moron.

Obviously your parents were brother and sister. Sucks to be you.

Hey Sugars Puss, Why is there another article on Jezebel marginalizing men into sexual objects after articles about Men doing it to women. Does anyone on this site give a shit how hypocritical you all are? Its unreal.

Hey Sugars Puss, Why is there another article on Jezebel marginalizing men into sexual objects after articles about Men doing it to women. Does anyone on this site give a shit how hypocritical you all are? Its unreal. 

Isn’t Return to Lordran this weekend?

Dark Souls 2 if I can get Dark Souls out of my playstation.

I’ll eat Ramen for a week I don’t give a shit, but I pay people to move my shit. Fuck that stress. Once my wife showed me the way, moving because 24% less stressful.

Only fools bet on sports.

Gotta love the guy that just assumes, companies and lawyers are doing the “legal” thing. How is it in Utopia? Do they sell the ice cream of the future there? How are those extended warranties working out for ya? Good thing ya got the undercoat rust proofing huh? Still cultivating that relationship with a Nigerian…

Its pretty obvious Pete Davidson is just as much a douche as Chevy. These types always find a way to talk about each other. Dysfunctional assholes group together like flies fucking on shit.

Early February every year they start the hiring process, why wait 20 years?

When they made them the “Bud Light Bleachers” in ‘04 it was already a mess out there with non baseball fans looking to hook up. That just validated it to every Chad out there that the bleacher is the place to be an asshole. I haven’t sat in the bleachers since the 90s.

These are all bullshit if you’re not sitting in an arcade at a classic Nintendo Arcade cabinet. This is not a true SMB speed run. Such garbage reporting. 

Bob Ross made a lot of money at workshops. This is not the same at all. Not even close. Its more akin to being a treasure hunter, a few people will swing their metal detector in the lucky spot and find some riches, the rest just barely sustain enough buy batteries. Its a hobby not a job. 

Its still a hobby not a job. A few unicorns get lucky the rest are really just lazy people who want to play games. 

I love these blow hards and this will be the last console generation when its obvious it won’t be, I can’t imagine the gamer rage from middle america if they tried a streaming only system on 100MB internet.

Just stop taking selfies, you self absorbed pricks.