I think you mean “malfeasance” when you write “But the era of corporate malfeasants getting belly rubs is over.”

“...lets you know this is a car with flare...” like bell-bottoms? :-) I think you meant “flair.”

I think you mean razor.

I believe you want to write “palette” instead of “pallet” here:

“If things are really dire, you can trigger a call to emergency services by pressing the lock and volume buttons together quickly five times.”

Maybe “...Trump claimed that he wasn’t given the keys to the White House without an instructor’s manual...” should be “...he was given the keys...”

Thanks for the article.

I see that you filed this post to: Would The Lady Who Hocks Activia Yogurt Be Capable Of Murder? Pfft

I believe you mean “palate” cleanser.

(Complement, not compliment in “...and that compliments nicely the biscuit-colored leather interior...”)

I believe “locales” is meant instead of “locals” in: “...despite the freeways in question being in rural locals...”

“...we don’t know how exactly that’s going to play out but there’s little doubt that director Adam Wingard isn’t going to try and show some of the most epic most action film ever put to screen.”

Cool to see running shoes can have so much technology in them.

I don’t think the plural of superlaser needs an apostrophe:

“The iPhone 11 starts at $1,000.”

In “...New Horizon’s principle investigator and Pluto evangelist Alan Stern...” I believe you want “principal” instead of “principle.”

Lead photo’s caption has a typo: “chlorline”

“...waiting with baited breath...”

“...cassowaries have strong legs and three-towed feet...” I think you mean “three-toed feet”

I believe you mean “principles” here: “...but the basic principals are fairly simple.”