Not a darn thing.

My mom is an awful driver, and doesn’t know anything about how cars work, to the point where she doesn’t even do basic maintenance, either because she doesn’t know it needs to be done, or doesn’t care.

Seeing her nice cars turn into dilapidated trash heaps after a year or two taught me the importance of doing regular…

My mother was the worst driver...EVER.

Absolutely nothing. While Mom had a driver’s license when I was in elementary school, she gave it up and refused to drive from then on.  Dunno why.

My mom taught me to become a maniacal madman behind the wheel. 

How to follow too closely, how to scream four letter words out the window, that 3 lug nuts were enough to hold on a wheel, that punching the dashboard would get the front speakers to work, that punching the headlight would get it to come on, and that 100mph down Monteagle in an overloaded Chevy S-10 with a donut on…

Well said. The original UK Top Gear was, and remains, the Gold Standard of automotive entertainment, so trying to reverse engineer, re formulate, and /or recreate it for the American audience has been an exercise in stupidity for the most part; so no, I’m not giving it a 3rd or 4th chance. Why do we keep trying to…

“because the inevitable comparisons to the original Top Gear aren’t really fair”

The weird part is that there’s a Motor Trend TV channel and even THAT won’t air this show. 

That’s all a part of the 5 year plan, comrade. As you are party member, you get the GAZ instead of Lada.

Although I think this comment is intended to be angry towards me, upon some reflection, yes, that is pretty much exactly what I’m saying.

How do you post one of these as a “value” and look at yourself in the mirror? The E55 was the worst reliability I’d ever seen in any car I’ve owned much less a Mercedes, a brand that famously had horrible problems in those years. People of any sense: Do NOT listen to a word Tavarish says. He is the human embodiment of…

I take Tavarish as seriously as I would a clown fart.

Sounds like you need to get your balls out of her purse.

I bet you’ve got an onion in your belt.