Before anyone breaks out the old “if only they had guns” trope, let me remind you: Texas is a stupidly shaped cesspool that should be punted into the sun.

“Well why didn’t she grab one of the guns and point it at him? That’s what I would’ve done.”

“If the ref didn’t want to be assaulted, he shouldn’t have been in that situation. Or dressed that way.”

If Apple doesn’t want me to see it, why is on iTunes?