I prefer the James Woods of old where you heard he had a big dick, and not the James Woods of today who just IS a big dick.

Let’s play Clue, shall we?

Where’s a Zika mosquito when you need one?

A sadistic reality TV show idea: lock this douche, Ted Cruz, and Donald Trump in a studio apartment. Provide lots of alcohol, not quite enough food, and no hair products.

I sincerely first read the title as: Andie MacDowell Booted From First Class, Moved to ‘Tourist Class’ Like Some Kind of Animal.

also called that because they’re expecting every guest to bring a shotgun or three to the ceremony. Or maybe they’ll giveshotguns to every guest? Or there’s some kind of 21 shotgun salute after they both say “I do”? Honestly you could tell me any shotgun-related thing about this wedding and I’d believe it.

Only seven years? Bullshit.