On a happier note, “Crackerman” may be the single best show opener of all time. I saw them about half a dozen times and I still remember getting excited in anticipation of that song.

“Hello, Peyton? Yeah you can come but you gotta bring pizza and Mountain Dew, okay?? I borrowed an extra Xbox controller from my brother. ....no, he was a total dick about it.”

This take is dumb as fucking dog shit.

He already added the 1 for country code.

It seems to me that as much as aggressive men want to possess and control women, they want to harm and injure other men. If you’re a dude and you intervene in a situation with hyper-aggressive toxically-masculine dudes, you will get beaten to shit. Of course, that’s your own fault for not being man enough to handle…