Has anyone thought to ask the directors of the film for their take on it? Wouldn’t what they say be the authoritative answer as to who’s “The One”?

I love it when Gawker tells me what to think — it really takes the pressure off of me!

I really love it when Gawker articles tell me what to do!

I’m white, and I can handle it just fine.

But if Walmart and Pepsi really wanted to help Flint, they’d be offering up money and resources to help fix the city’s broken infrastructure.

Who’s talking about it? This post is the first that I’ve ever heard of it.

The Nikon F5 shooting at full speed is pretty impressive, especially because it is moving film through there all at the same time.

I think they all look pretty cool.

I don’t know many people who would call their work drive “relaxing”. I suppose maybe in the rural areas, but certainly not in the city-hell-scapes that so many of us have to navigate.

Why is there a gif of Chris Farley for this post?

You mean a sentient AI tricked just killed two people somewhere in the US? Holy shit!

Zombies are not real.

...so what is the catch?

This doesn’t work, as in many states all they need to do is show intoxication *at any time* after operating a vehicle to get you for a DUI.