I swear, the shit people care about these days. Rock on.

http://gawker.com/how-is-donald-trump-going-to-quit-1782312998

This is a brave post.

Because he didn’t do anything wrong, just stuff a lot of people thought was bad.

Yes, the US doesn’t actually care about any of those things. Only selling weapons and having them used to kill as many people as possible!

who

I’m white, and I can handle it just fine.

I think they all look pretty cool.

This doesn’t work, as in many states all they need to do is show intoxication *at any time* after operating a vehicle to get you for a DUI.