Years ago this controlling jerk dumped me...I was devastated...a couple years later, one of those I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED!! — moments happened: I was looking fabulous, outside having lunch on a sunny day with my best friend...I had just bought my own condo, had an awesome new job...and who walks by but…
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She has become this era’s Wonder Woman basically. I hope it’s significant, however she’s new to mainstream and probably can’t pull a scarjo jlaw type thing yet(Robert Downey Junior I’m not even going to try and compare he gets paid a ton). I’m interested to see what happens.
You know who gets to make bad Nazi jokes?
Mind if I tighten that up a bit?
I found a “Pride & Prejudice: Wanton Edition” at a bookstore and I hate-bought it and hate-read it. It was the original P & P text with “saucy bits” in bold added in. It was so bad but so entertaining. Rated R version of P & P should happen.
Between this, Top of the Lake: China Doll, Handmaid’s Tale and Doctor Foster season 2 I am feeling downright spoiled. Is this what it’s like to be a white man where every piece of media is made for your consumption?
LOL! i had insomnia last night and at 3am just read the “have you tried crackers” part and honestly, wanted to kill you :D came back to explain to you politely what HG is - but with your whole comment you made my day :D
.......here I was trying to figure out 1) What on earth she was shooting that would necessitate/damage a diaphragm and 2) Why a woman as young as Jenny Larry would be using a diaphragm.
I could see that...
This is why I outsource my hotness. There’s another guy out there dealing with all of that getting hit on and managing various relationships and getting offers to star in movies. Too much work.
I’ve been on the receiving end of a couple of involuntary psych holds myself. Anyone who would have picked me up from the hospital and allowed me to jump right into reality tv filming would no longer be allowed to be a part of my life. Jesus H Christ. This kind of “mental illness isn’t a biggie” attitude is…
I aim to please with my toilet stories!
Also “U.S. national security risk”.
When he was little, my brother shoved a banana down the toilet because he didn’t want to eat it. Kids, eh?
For the love of decency, everyone, keep a plunger next to your toilet. You can get them in a nice caddy, so that you never see the actual plunger part. Mine is white and is very unassuming next to the wall. Your house guests will love you for this small act of kindness.
I did 3 HG pregnancies. It was a total nightmare. People often wondered why on earth I kept going after the first. I can’t speculate as to Kate’s motives but for me, wanting my kids literally overtook my memories of suffering the nightmare pregnancies. I kept irrationally thinking that if I did xyz different this time…
I’m 7 months into medication-resistant HG and I wouldn’t wish that shit on my worst enemy. My grandma had 7 kids and had HG for the entire time of every single pregnancy. I’m like, “Sorry baby. You’re going to be an only child.”
Unpopular opinion: George Clooney is not all that handsome and seems like a complete dick with his love of practical jokes. And now this pear-shaped, potato-faced wang—who everyone inexplicably insists is the ultimate catch—is calling his son a “thug” and his daughter “elegant”? George Clooney sucks, people.