I have reacted to this the same way I reacted to the first single, i.e. declared it to be a tyre fire and then immediately committed to listening to it on repeat for the next three days solid in the sure knowledge that I am going to end up accidentally loving it. I am so confused in my feelings. I am liking both posts…

My tricks even better... simply turn the glass upside down emptying the contents into your digestive tract... repeat as necessary until all your superficial fucks are gone.

Miscalculates a dance sequence on a bridge and falls off. You?

Cancer survivor, son with autism. My thoughts are with you today. Stay strong. 

10/10 for cerulean blues

Long, long history of that in Hollywood. Huge numbers of actors had to change their names to get famous, both for racist reason (their name was very “ethnic” and Hollywood hates that) or because their name was hard to pronounce. For example, for Jews, you’ve got Marilyn Monroe = Norma Jean Mortensen, Kirk Douglas =…

I just avoid all sunlight and never make facial expressions unless I have to.

demi moore and kate winslet have also had good work done. (And yes, Kate says she doesn’t but HAHAHAHAAHAH, yes she does)

My husband is in the entertainment business and works on documentaries. Even in documentaries hollywood stars ask for their skin to be airbrushed, to be shot through every available filter, and to have their turkey necks photoshopped out. NOTHING YOU SEE IS ON FILM IS REAL.

Don’t forget hydration!

I’m assuming there is a serious black market for wine. That, or the thieves are going to hit a fromagerie next and throw one hell of a party.

Come back to us Dodai!!! Please please please

That’s a fair point. *puts away PG Tips and gets out the coffee* :-D

Somehow sent that last reply early.
Aussies have to vote, it’s compulsory. But it hasn’t helped us as the last few election cycles have been conservative wins against everyone’s best interests (amazing how Conservatives are so skilled at getting people to do this).
We’re currently undergoing a $160m postal plebiscite…

I know, right!?! Or a least a pen pal with an available couch (hit me up UK. I’ll make tea whilst you whinge about Brexit)

Wait. There are people who actually think the 90s version is better?

Those of us with sons (me included) should take this to heart too, so that they’re supportive of the women and girls in their lives pursuing whatever they want, or at the very least so that they’re not part of the problem.

If your response to this article is anything other than a variation of, “that’s dope,” then mind your mother and keep your damn mouth shut since you can’t say nice things.