I was listening to a podcast about a year ago called The X-X-Files and they were commenting on how in the last 20 or so years there was a boom of women going into criminal investigations and forensics and they had a bunch of fan emails from female listeners basically saying “Dana Scully got me interested in being a…

I went into paleobotany because of Laura Dern’s character in Jurassic Park.

Quality reference.

Look what you made Kim do.

Kanye literally commissioned a life-size mechanical sculpture of her naked body and put it in an orgy scene with a rapist and two serial abusers of women..................

I think... I think we left comments about her on social media and she felt compelled to read all of them and now make a video addressing our opinions of her?

Confession: the more I hear this song, the more I like it. I don’t want to like it but the heart wants what it wants.

what did we make her do

Holy shit am I tired of hearing the phrase “playing the victim” used about a woman who was literally just in a courtroom getting justice for being sexually assaulted this month.

I am more emotionally invested/interested in your fart than in anything having to do with “poor little me” Kylie.

Let’s all take a moment of silence to consider poor Kylie and her utterly tragic life.

I’m waiting for her to write a song about all of her FedExes

Well, hmm. I also feel impressed by Shania now. She seems like she’s got a good head on her shoulders. I find her response very amusing and practical.

Didn’t click on the Instagram video thingy (Gaga isn’t my jam, sorry) but OMFG I am McLovin the artwork (tear drop), holyshit it’s so triply Dali-esque holy smokes I’m dying over here. I feel like doing a bit of acid just looking at it. Whoa.

Sheesh. Looks like proper kerning died, too.

According to the FBI’s criminal complaint, filed in July, the witness was alerted to something amiss when they saw Manzanares attempting to drag his wife’s body to the balcony of the couple’s cabin.

You’ve never been inspored?

I have no idea who that is but suddenly am VERY interested in finding out.

For the lolz, of course. Kid in a coffin...classic comedy.

I misread the year and was like huh, I must be medieval if 1978 is old as fuck. Phew!