I met him & Kanye at a bar once. He’s shorter than I expected as well but still hot as fuck. In hindsight, they probably thought I was deranged. I giggled at almost everything they said, and those giggles were so high pitched, I don’t think they could hear ‘em.

Ok. I’m extremely shallow and I know Elizabeth Olsen looks like she wants to die in those pics but. Tom Hiddleston looks very hot when he’s angry. I’m not even a huge fan.

If I were a racist troll, I’d prefer “black on black crime” or to keep it fresh “transracial = transgender caitlyn jenner wahh!!”

:)

Look further down the thread! David Bowie White Boys and I would also like to add Ryan Adams White Boys

OMG he is Jason Mraz. Glory be to you. THIS is who I was thinking of when I heard that fucking song ‘Don’t”

You guyz. How long would I have to wait for a Tamora Pierce adaptation or an Octavia Butler adaptation? Not that I’m necessarily into the movie adaptation biz but think of all the awesome Teen Girls who’d get into Kindred and Lirael and shit.

I cannot even begin to count all the hours I spent daydreaming about my bae Nick Drake. His music is amazing.

David Bowie White Boys too, I beg your pardon!

Ed Sheeren’s ironic “oh look i’m a folk real music guitar guy” covers of rap songs makes me SO mad.

He’s a TORY?

To me, it was clear she was talking about Wrecking Ball, the Miley Cyrus video which won Video of the Year last year. There was a lot of talk when Minaj’s video came out because it beat Cyrus’s view count in 24 hours, and it clearly reached the same popularity. Something just as naked-ish but with black women, which…

He does white boy covers of Rap songs that his audiences prefer because it is “classier” “more musical” etc. He also makes white boy bland music.

My mother randomly sends me the screenshots of the weird sex definitions on Urban Dictionary with “Honey do people really do this”

My mom always signs her texts and whatsapp messages and it is HILARIOUS

SHE WAS. Nicki Minaj was mad Wrecking Ball won Video of the Year last year, and she did pretty much the same thing, which reached the same amount of popularity and yet wasn’t nominated and hence the “slim white bodies”.

Don’t mind me, I’m an asshole. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Every Time I even think about Fetty Wap, my brain fills up with heart emojis.