They know people who are anti-LGBTQ and pro-shooting POC in the face aren’t likely to come to NBA games anyway. Those were always safe (yet still important) stances to take.

Stupid, but funny.

It’s this way in Seattle. Some restaurants bake a living wage fee into their prices. Others have a little placard on the table talking about it. Others have servers give a little speech about an additional living wage fee that is not, underlined, their tip.

Asking my responsibilities, I edit documents. Cue note about spelling words correctly.

You're objecting to strategy.

So, for $400 two of these could potentially replace my 8-year-old soundbar? It doesn’t seem like the worst option.

“We’re on to Buffalo”. And 4-0.

Or how about a similar tax benefit for renting as there is for homeowning? Why do we credit homeowners but not renters for paying to live somewhere?

Poop towel lady really needs to invest in a bidet.

I’ll forever associate Our Lady Peace with Chris Benoit and it’s a real bummer.

It's one of the reasons I want Beto to win the nomination. He'd tell Trump to fuck off right to his face in the debates. No doubt.

The idea of Simpsons World is great, but the execution is terrible: default to Fox’s awful widescreen cropping, commercials, and a truly absurd interface.

The baseball stadium (I know it's not PacBell anymore, but what is it?) has hosted football in the past. Why not share it again, and have Candlestick 2.0?

Good. The world is better off with fewer parking spots.

I found American Gladiators on Amazon Prime this summer, but it’s sadly since been removed. There were only season 1 and 2, but each season had something like 20+ episodes!

Bill Hicks died 20 years ago and a lot of his stuff hasn't aged all that well. But by all means, use his materials as a shortcut for your own original thinking.

It’s pretty annoying that so much of people writing about retro gaming are writing through Nintendo-tinted glasses. It’s needless argumentative to say that beloved classics Streets of Rage 2 and Sonic 2 are “B tier” games. We’re all entitled to our opinions, but some opinions are actively and intentionally wrong.

What kind of asshole says Sonic 2 is a B game?

He identified as an SNES fan. If you played SNES in the early 90s, you probably weren’t playing Streets of Rage 2, so you don’t have that nostalgia filters that cover so many of these reviews.

Is Rob Johnson the guy who made the most out of “looking like a quarterback?” in NFL history? He wasn't ever really any good, but he sure did give Ralph Wilson a boner.