Exactly. Mike Mayock made this about Mike Mayock and now his team is going to win 5 games.

He did. Instead of catching balls from Derek Carr, he’ll do so from Tom Brady. Instead of listening to a red-faced joke, he’ll be coached by Bill Belichick.

Mayock decided his feelings were more important than winning. And here we are.

NFL careers are brutal and short. The Raiders played games with Antonio Brown and found ways to not pay him. Fuck them.

 I’m impressed that Hard Knocks made Derek Carr appear even more boring than I already thought he was.

He’s one of the best ever at his position and he hurt his feet. He’ll be fine.

Is Jericho drinking too much? Because he looks like he's drinking too much. He has the eyes and bloat of a whino.

Remember when Jerry Seinfeld was 38 and dated a high school student? We don’t talk about that enough.

You never saw Draft Day!

Somehow, I think you knew the answer to this question but asked it anyway because you’re not very clever.

Me too, but you can never doubt how cluelessly unfunny wrestling fans can be.

Are you afraid POC will treat you as badly as you treat POC?

Exactly.

I’m an adult man. 10 a.m. is mid-morning, and I’ve likely already been up for three hours. Yes, even on a Sunday.

I paid $20 for a beer and a hot dog at T-Mobile Park last weekend and felt like a jerk doing so.

As a west coast resident, I was about to defend west coast sports hours as the very best (and they are).

Agreed. This is wonderful.

But they get military pensions and no down payment home loans. I'm not willing to cry too much.

White boys in polos cheering on black men running into each other will never not be gross. Especially when those black men aren’t being paid.

I challenge you to never make this unoriginal comment ever again.