gitshibbon2016
gitshibbon2016
gitshibbon2016

America is worth it, that I don’t disagree with, that I don’t doubt. If we didn’t believe it, we wouldn’t have voted it.

I don’t blame her. She’s probably more in shock about what this means for the country she loves rather than her own loss. I’d feel the same way too. Such a shame. We could have been looking forward towards the first female president (I’m male and I was excited) and yet here we are wondering what colour swastika badges

Because you probably read and educate yourself and not just from a news source that confirms your biases but challenges them. I was always mildly right leaning but my go-to sources are The Guardian and Reuters and they taught me the importance of looking at the full picture and not just headlines that comfort me

Definitely. But now that we are past that stage, how are we sitting around just watching this muppet select Nazis and evangelist extremists for his cabinet. A narrow election victory shouldn’t serve as a blank cheque. There should still be some decorum, some rules. At this point I’m expecting Putin to be the Sec of

EXACTLY. That’s what I tell my Dad. He always says that for everything. “They’ll take care of it”. Who is they? I’ve been hearing that from many people about Syria, about Trump about so many things. God help us.

With the entrenched bureaucracy, I’m guessing it’s going to be like having the type of idiot boss who’s constantly telling you to do utterly pointless things and then forgets about it the next week, so you just never bother doing the stupid things he tells you to do.

I’m still in shock ANY of these assholes are forming a government while we are all looking on helplessly. Obama has literally left the country, Hillary has beamed off the planet and back onto the USS Defiant and even the Pope has no Nice Things(TM) to say anymore. We’re just going to sit around and wring our

Absolutely. The Slot has been a gift.

I honestly don’t know whether to be relieved or even more terrified. Is it possible their utter ineptitude could save us? Or will it doom us all?

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

Screw. Their. Tornadoes. There was one that  looked like the eye of a hurricane, the rest were clearly tornadoes, all pointy and swirly. Those people should be ashamed for misleading a nice computer who only wants to learn.

I feel bad for the poor suckers in the 3 buildings he actually owns — nothing they can do to get those names off.

Well, I for one am impressed that he can keep the candidates for literally THOUSANDS of jobs in his wee little pumpkin head. And that is just the White House — not to speak of the roughly 4,000 appointees that need to come in, of whom I believe around 1200 need Senate confirmation.

ugh fucking kinja fail. I tried to upload “There is a sucker born every minute” from the musical Barnum.

Too true and too real.

Yeah. I’m imagining him and his “cabinet” hiding behind White House furniture yelling “Marco.....Polo!!”

Only a focus group away from The Apprentice to The Hunger Games.

The finalists in his head are his kids.

Pence couldn’t get his paperwork together in a timely manner like a lazy high schooler. Paperwork that is helping him prepare for the White House.