"Weather" is just a Chinese hoax.
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Only about 68.7% of Americans are eligible to vote.
Only about 72% of eligible voters actually voted in 2016 (you can blame some of them, but failure to vote isn't necessarily their fault)
Only about 48% of voters voted for Trump.
Hard to say how many Trump voters actually support the Muslim ban, but the number that…
You know Univision is American too, right?
And most Americans didn't vote for Trump.
If it makes you feel better, a significant amount of that is due to Disqus locking everyone out of their usual avclub accounts for no reason.
That is incredibly unfair to Colbert, because
1. Colbert deeply felt that the nation could close the partisan gap, and he really wanted to be a part of that process. He was actively trying to resist the vilification of anyone in politics (said divide and lust for vilification is what ended up electing Trump president,…
Here's what I think muggle wanted to link to: https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Sean Hannity: "He's really a blue-collar billionaire."
Jon Stewart: "That's not a thing."
He's a Golden Boy, and we'll need one.
He's producing (produced?) Colbert's live election special on Showtime.
BRB, going to watch the last two minutes of the Veronica Mars S3 finale over and over until I pass out.
Sure, the Supreme Court could easily get locked into a paleoconservative outlook for potentially decades. But at least you get to enjoy your moral superiority.
Also, clams aren't crustaceans.
I bet she reacted a lot like the delightful Kristen Bell did: https://www.youtube.com/wat…
(Relevant? Maybe not, but I thought a lot of you could use that)
Cosign.
Jeopardy! Objection!
Fuck everything.
What about those of us who are inexplicably stuck with our lame Disqus accounts today?
I still haven't seen 22 Jump Street, but I have seen the credits to 22 Jump Street, and they were pretty great.
Canon.
It's been said that Morgan writes Scully as the only adult in this show's universe. Not coincidentally, he also writes Scully the best.
I'd quote the episode with the paranoid anti-semetic Bryan Cranston (where he first met Vince Gilligan!), but since you haven't seen it you'd just think I'm an asshole.