I broke him. I agreed to play fantasy football for the first time ever this year, and I was randomly assigned first pick, and I took Johnson. My bad.

Kapernick hasn’t been added by a team because he’s a human turnover. If the dude was good they wouldn’t care what his politics were he’d play. He made the mistake of not being good enough to carry that media circus around a locker room with him. Players don’t like being asked about other players in this type of regard…

People need to keep in mind that one of the parts of the brain that matures last is the frontal lobe, which controls risk-taking and action/consequence type decisions. Teenagers often don’t have a fully developed sense of risk. I wish more adults were capable of remembering the truly stupid things they did as…

Here’s what needs to happen: The NFL and the Federal Court System needs to find sponsors for a special series of judges.

Nah, I’m not famous and don’t have a wikipedia page about myself. If I did I’d link to that as well showing you I’m not in the .1% of my profession (if that was even possible).

It’s weird how the niggers at the Root totally missed this recent news story:

Sorry, what does arming the cops with better equipment have to do with bigotry or fascism?

Yeah, she’d probably placenta top 10.

Meh

Hey. It was 86 the other day.

Dude, saying anyone of European descent (a whole race of people) is complicit in genocide and crimes against humanity since the very moment the first European ever stepped foot onto this country is irrational and will alienate a lot of people who are at your side because it’s the right, just, and truly moral, American…

This entire blog is a troll

Man, don’t pull anything in reaching for racism

One of my favorite Fiona Apple songs.

Extra tassels on the shoes.

McGregor did just enough to convince me to purchase the Mayweather/Rougned Odor fight when Floyd is once again in hot water with the IRS.

Don’t make your saltiness so obvious

Counterpoint: signing somebody like Andrew Wiggins and his super-replaceable 23 points a game and horrible defense to a max contract and getting nothing more than what he’s been giving so far is exactly how a team ends up saddled into mediocrity. So yeah, the Timberwolves would want him to get better. I say that as a…

Well, this is retarded.