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Thanks. He just called me a little while ago. As it turns out, after everything that’s happened he was so upset that he decided to stay away. Which is too bad. He’s still thinking of stopping by later, though.

This comment section will be fun lunchtime reading with all the hot takes concerning:

The Fifth element is a MASTERPIECE.

You’re always going to get some weird people tweeting weird stuff, but the UK is generally far less prudish about this kind of thing than the US.

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

Is this a blatant plug for the Roomba?

“Amanda did not comment if her husband has made the same promise.”

I love that piece, it’s so pathetic. That woman puts all this fucking effort into “looking hot” and all she gets is a fucking Roomba. That is not worth the effort, lady.

This doesn’t star Macklemore? Color me shocked.

Man you must have been a bitch in high school!

I didn’t know at the time because I HATED JA RULE SO MUCH. I think Ludacris was big at the time and I reaaaaally liked ludacris. Now Ja rule is very amusing. But seriously, he was ALWAYS YELLING AT ME. Kind of like Dmx. He was always yelling at me too.

Yeah I am not sure if an official diagnosis was ever made public (and there’s no reason for such information to be public unless Britney wants it to be for some reason), but I always wondered why everyone said “bipolar” for her. That just seems like a catchall armchair diagnosis for mental health problems that people…

There are likely a ton of factors going on that contribute to keeping the conservatorship going. The Times article was interesting but kind of gross in its speculation on something so personal that we know so little about beyond the mechanics. If Britney hasn’t pursued having it overturned, there is no reason to think…