Someone at Bravo is asleep at the wheel. Brittany’s mini horses should become enemies of LVP’s mini horses. “The Real Little Ponies of The Vanderpump Empire.”

The ONLY Vanderpump spinoff I want to watch is one where Sandoval and Schwartz go on a road trip with their tiny dogs.

I thought meth was the biggest problem facing Kentucky. But I was wrong. It’s frosted lipstick.

As a very general rule, Sephardim are cool with legumes during Passover. My heritage is Ashkenazic, but I’m Sephardic for Pesach.

they say that pizza is like sex - when its great, its great, and when its bad, delta probably gave it to you.

I tried Passover diet once, almost died from hunger :((((

also regular pizza crust for Passover

Look, just because I’m being silent doesn’t mean I’m being silent. It just means I’m being. Silently.

Bernie has some great ideas. I supported him in the primaries until I realized NONE OF HIS IDEAS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.

Remind me of how long W served in the Senate. Or Reagan, Carter, Ford, Bill Clinton, or H.W. And then please remind me of why you ignore her time as SecState and her decades of public service and leadership, ok?

With Trump in office, I am surprised anyone has the nerve to suggest Kamala Harris “needs more experience”. Fuck you with your unexamined misogynoir bullshit.

I hope you allow me to say that as a Mexican immigrant with undocumented relatives: there is absolutely no silver linning on her not being in the White House.

I hate the Dumb-Dumb Left even more than I hate Trump voters. How’s that protest vote working out for you now? You feel all good and pure? Fucking morons.

Apparently, we are all just being hysterical. Because don’t you understand, Obama used drones to kill people too?

Yeah, I just unfriended a bunch of white dudes on Facebook who posted an article about the civilians killed in Mosul and the first name they mentioned was.....HRC. You know, the lady who is most definitely NOT responsible for that bombing?

I, for one, and so fucking sick of it. I cannot deal with another “Berniebro” telling me how I, as a Hispanic woman, should have voted for Bernie bc he was better for me than Hilary.

Ah, yes, because the fear was that Clinton would get us into the Syrian war and was “too hawkish.”

You get no forgiveness for ignoring the lessons of Nader. Everything Trump does is on you, no matter how you bleat about it. Because while your one vote might not have mattered, how much time did you spend online tearing down Clinton? How hard did you have to ignore the pictures of Jill Stein dining with Putin in…

The DNC DOES NOT DETERMINE who wins the primary. God you people are dense. Did you see what happened to the RNC last year? Jesus Christ.

People like you who cry “RIGGED!” when they lose a primary don’t get to decry the state of discourse. Not until you bring your game up first.