I would consider my life a smashing success if it ends up being filled with friendships like the one they had.

Bullshit. Titanic didn’t sink, it fell of the edge of the earth. #flatearthftw

pictured: chemtrails.

But what about the additives to make the coal smoke act as a mind control agent? At what temperature do those burn?

Ship fuel can’t melt steel hulls.

Judith and Holofernes?

I imagine that if Israel launched a military attack against a first-world liberal democracy over something like supporting a UN resolution, they’d find out quickly they don’t have as much support in the world as they think they do and that the outcome of that conflict would not be solely determined by their military…

He literally doesn’t have the sense to know he just told us Stanford only cares about $$$$

“Imagine a senior, who has paid four years of Stanford tuition.”

Thanks for making me crack a smile, because I could actually hear Carrie saying that, lol...and Debbie just laughing :)

http://www.newyorker.com/culture/jia-tolentino/the-worst-year-ever-until-next-year

Yeah, ordinarily this would be a totally decent, ordinary death. But to die while planning the funeral for your child- gah, so, so sad.

The dark Irish humor in me completely agrees, especially having had a mother who reveled in being the bride at every wedding and the corpse at every funeral. (Memories of my own mother, who had been divorced from my father for a decade after a 20-year tumultuous marriage, appearing at his funeral in full black…

She didn’t want to live without her daughter. I’m ugly crying.

I feel so bad for Todd first you break the news that your sister died then your mother.

Much love to Todd and Billie and Gary right now they need all they can get.

I saw this from Patton Oswald’s twitter, and I agree, I think Carrie spoke through this person.

I’m not the religious sort, but sending alllll the most loving, comforting, warm vibes in the direction of Todd and Billie right now.

Oh man. All day long it’s been a cycle of me pulling it together, someone posting a Carrie article I can’t turn away from, and me falling apart all over again.