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Also it needs to be emphasized that, although I am not a big fan of Pelosi and would love to see the speakership in new hands, she isn’t “bad”. That’s just ridiculous. Being not a left was we would like does not make someone “bad” by default. JFC.

“Based on the Kentucky results, Mitch McConnell @senatemajldr will win BIG in Kentucky next year!”

Every time a billionaire complains, I make another contribution to Warren’s campaign. Seeing them cry makes my poor, shriveled heart happier than anything ❤

Nonsense. Melania knows how to raise children. After all, the greatest principle in Melania’s life is that she may not harm, nor allow by inaction to come to harm, a human being. The second-greatest principle in Melania’s life is that she must obey all orders given to her by a human being, unless such orders would…

At the very least, Ms Girard (of Ecuador) and/or Ms Crevecoeur (of Haiti) could give Mrs Trump an English lesson, as they are both more erudite and articulate in their (presumably) second language than is the lady from Slovenia.

Melania is the third wife of a wealthy man with a history of adultery and sexual abuse. She knows exactly where she stands, and so do we.

This was a legitimately deep dive and so revealing. Anyone who is an addict or has dealt with one as a child of an addict will be hit in the feels multiple times.

Um. On behalf of church pot luck everywhere, one thing church folks know is how to feed people. And you take a love offering, rather than charge a fee.

Prison food to go with the prison garbs? 

If you still support Kanye West you deserve to be swindled out of your money while the rest of us laugh at your misfortune.

Kinda like choosing to drown or burn to death.

Dog crap on your shoe vs. bird crap in your hair??🤔🤔🤔

Reddit vs Twitter??🤔🤔🤔

GMG was/is the one corner of the internet where I’m NOT afraid to read the comments. It’s been a good 10+ years, guys.

(So, we’re already dead and don’t know it, right?

I don’t give a shit about sports but I’d read great articles on Deadspin constantly. I don’t give a shit about cars, but I was frequently exposed to great reads on Jalopnik because the sites are all connected. I’m not black but I’ve read some amazing content on The Root. I can only assume other readers are like me,…

Thinking of all of you with GMG today. This has been completely wild.

Why are you looking at the photos?

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