Jonah is at least capable of the minimum standard of human decency: (1) when he ended up at the neo-Nazi concert in Georgia, he immediately wanted to leave; (2) when he was planning to hit the town with Dan, he made a comment that he wasn't going to try to hook up with girls because he was engaged. These two things…

That was my first thought as well. Interestingly, Carolyn Keene was a pseudonym used by numerous ghost writers; it doesn't refer to any one person.

I studied her when I was an American History major at a university in Virginia. We also visited her grave on a field trip. Cool and underappreciated lady.

Ohhh I thought he said "bait" station… like a bait and tackle shop.

Flutterbeam!

Where the hell is Phantom of the Megaplex?

He used to come to my middle school every year and sign books for free. I remember the assemblies basically being standup for kids—amazing.