I’m wondering if this is related to the rise of extra-shitty restaurant customers. Most reasonable people cut back on eating out and flying, so the people who are left are disproportionately terrible.

If you didn’t know anything about Rob Reiner, you could have at least taken 30 seconds to Google him. He’s been a highly vocal (and financial) advocate for civil rights for 50 years. He helped start the American Foundation for Equal Rights. He’s repeatedly bankrolled challenges to Right-wing legal attacks on women,…

Thanks, but you know better. Calling an Internet survey a “study” implies (as you no doubt intended) that this was an investigation conducted with some rigor and thus is reliable.

I can’t afford pearls to clutch, but I found an old couch on Craigslist that is perfect for fainting.

You short-peckered fellas ought to learn to shut the fuck up. If we want shit outa you, we’ll crack your head open and spoon it out.

I fully believe that if he’d tried existing on raw mince and raw chicken, scurvy might never have registered as a concern!

everyone in the replies taking this super seriously and shaming you for not doing your homework probably a decade ago is sending me lol

Someone going down a list and systematically doing the very things Trump complained about in his Obama-era tweets couldn’t be more effectively hypocritical than Trump.

Tencent is probably the least worrying Chinese company. Only 8.5% of it is owned by Chinese people, none by the Chinese government, and the rest are foreign investment firms in the US, Europe, Singapore, etc. The majority shareholder isn’t even Chinese, it’s a South African media conglomerate. They’re effectively…

I have a friend who didn’t marry until her mid-forties. No kids nearly twenty years later but they are very happy. I have another friend who decided to become a single parent as she was approaching 40, had great support from her family, and is also very happy almost thirty years later. Live your life on your own…

Everyone gets to mourn the relationship they intended to have

We tend believe that a break up always has a dumper and a dumpee, and that the dumpee gets to be hurt and sad but the dumper is supposed to be happy or something. But that’s silly. Everyone gets to mourn the relationship they intended to have, that they thought would be their forever. You get to be sad about the…

It’s also, speaking as someone who is both a taxpayer and who received at least a modicum of education from public schools, a complete non sequitur. This:

I’ve said it on here before, and I’ll say it again: 50 Cent remains one of the dumbest, most trifling people I’ve ever met. In the nearly two years I worked as a designer for the G-Unit line, I was continually irritated by the stupid shit that fell out of his mouth. He's trash.

Respect

Here to speak for the middle. Both rock.

Actually, the subject of Born in the USA wasn’t a working class hero to begin with. He starts off jobless and disillusioned. The first line is, “Born down in a dead man’s town.” Then he gets in some kind of legal trouble and is given the choice of jail or Vietnam. Then it just gets worse for him from there.

“Dear Snoop Dogg, I heard today that you use marijuana. Shame on you! You have lost a long-time fan.”

Hot Pockets

He looks like he is about to put those weights down, turn a chair around and sit on it backwards and rap with us about peer pressure