If at first you don’t succeed with the Ukrainian government, try, try again. But this time with Comcast.

Yeah that water is awfully cloudy looking. Just remember, the smell associated with pools is not the smell of chlorine, it’s chloromides, a chemical that builds up in pools when chlorine and contaminates from human bodies combine. The stronger the smell, the dirtier the pool.

The "Fuck you" is not necessary.

I’ve called that number twice in my life and it saved me both times.

In Jezebel’s defense, was suicide confirmed as the cause of death when this article went up? Suicide isn’t mentioned anywhere in the article. I agree the hotline should be included in any article about suicide, but I don’t see this as an article about suicide.

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

I rarely do this, but everyone here needs to know about this:

Virginia is decriminalizing marijuana.

But also that unless you live in Australia, you won’t legally be allowed to return to New Zealand for many years to come!

Yeah it’s sooooo common for people to agree to it, and end up regretting and hating it.

“They” (you know who) tried to paint Ardern as a lightweight from day one. Then when two major catastrophes hit NZ she reacted in a manner almost universally supported in NZ and internationally.

I initially read “Olive” as “Olive Garden” and nearly fell out of my chair. I’m so relieved.

Thank you. I stopped reading there. I find it so fucking obnoxious. Like, are we 13 year old boys, giggling over a Victoria’s Secret catalog? It’s spelled “come.” For fuck’s sake. Or how about giving the word “orgasm” a try, since we’re all ostensibly adults?

Aha! Thanks! I couldn’t twist my brain around it, probably because no sex is worth that much to me (and wasn’t even before perimenopause). 

Aside from the inherent selfishness, forgetting the morality issues,

Seriously. What the fuck is this article and why did I click on it? I’m as annoyed at myself for reading it as I am at Jezebel for posting it.

I am separated from my man friend and going absolutely insane. I got drunk and FaceTimed him and essentially did a cam show for him. I’ve even bought new toys to get through this. It sucks and I miss him and I miss sex. I’m a horny bastard and this is making it that much worse. 

I saw him again in late April and was sick within days. He’s still fine, I’m guessing he’s asymptomatic. I was so upset with him, after a well deserved dressing down, we ended up breaking up.

So after publishing this totally gross and annoying article, I think you've waived your right to discuss anything Covid 19 related ever again. Congrats on being part if the problem.

We are never, ever, ever getting back to normal.