Just pointing out (as I did on Facebook) that Freddie was bi, so he liked at least some girls. I don’t know about fat-bottomed ones, but the band sure did a good job singing about us.

Yeah, you don’t wanna go Full Monty.

I will NOT be orphan-kitty-pelt-suit shamed by you or ANYONE

I heartily endorse big-hipped women wearing bodycon dresses, in that the last time I wore a bodycon dress, literally every comment from my friends was ‘OMG YOUR CURVES’. Aw yeah. Also, I heartily endorse everyone wearing whatever the fuck they want at all times (unless you are wearing a pelt made from the skins of…

It looks like the demon baby is holding a tiny beer bottle.

The broader issue here is that the entire Jezebel staff is possessed

Oh, I’m very well aware of the various structures of polyamory. When I was single, I was the odd one among my group of friends for being unwaveringly monog. In fact, my hubs and I both had that in common— that we felt weird for being monogamously-inclined whereas our respective groups of friends so weren’t.

Carnitas=pork.

Sweet! I’ll have to check it out, thank you!

Exactly. I’m perfectly comfortable with who I am as a person, and my boundaries are flexible yet clearly set, and just as I wouldn’t want anyone “suggesting” I change them to suit their notion of what a relationship “should” be. And no one should have to defend their choice of healthy relationship to anyone.

I call bullshit.

Full disclosure, I am in an open marriage. It’s been great. We both communicate with each other more, and we have a level of relationship energy not many other married couples our age have, and so on.

My grandfather once told me a fantastic story about walking in on my grandmother boning one of his friends, after he’d just gotten done plowing his friend’s wife. Apparently the naval bases in Hawaii in the 60’s were swingin’. Literally.

I’m poly, and I definitely take issue with defining the relationships I have outside my marriage as “cheating.” My boyfriend and my husband are friends (and I’m friends with my boyfriend’s wife). We hang out together, have playdates with our children, and are completely open and honest about what we’re doing. Not sure…

I guess I’m just glad that ethical cheating is an open relationship and not “these are my good reasons for actual cheating”.

In 2006, he introduced SeekingArrangement.com, which is, according to promotional material, “the leading sugar daddy dating website.” In 2011, he unveiled WhatsYourPrice.com, a site on which users can auction off dates.

Isn’t it odd how fervently people in newly-opened relationships evangelize their freedom and open-mindedness to monogamists, and how you can at that moment in the conversation set your watch how long it will be before you’re helping them move because their primary relationship is over?

This is peak “article about nothing pretending to be an article about cheating.” If you and your partner(s) agree that you can sex other people, it’s not cheating, as marriages take many forms, some of which do not include monogamy.

And if anyone’s interested in the details of opening a marriage, I can’t recommend The Ethical Slut enough.