It’s been 42 years since I left my home state of Washington, but my first thought was to announce my origins proudly and bask in the reflected glow. Way to be, Ms. ChoAzz.

My wife and I started dating when we were both in 10th grade. We weren’t having sex (we didn’t want to risk a pregnancy AT ALL), but that didn’t stop us from fooling around in other ways. We had absolutely no idea what we were doing with each other. Hell, we had no idea what to even do to OURSELVES.

My great great grandmother was a blonde-haired, blue-eyed Castilian who immigrated to the US with her French-speaking husband. She never learned English, but got a lot of respect from her neighbors because she was that kind of lady. When I asked my co-workers at the Latino agency where I was employed at the time if…

The closest she has gotten to Spain is Madrid, Iowa.

YOU ARE WELCOME for the life size pic.

Anal is blowing through ALL of George’s money.

Jon Hamm wants to ham it up with Rosamund Pike

The dose wasn't toxic. He didn't die from the amount of cannabis he died because he jumped off the roof.

omg this gif is incredible, I’m sorry Kinja isn’t letting me star it.

I’m not saying it’s smarter than I expected, I’m saying it’s more forthright than I expected. She could’ve hung back behind Sheeran et al. derailing the conversation even further into whether or not Taylor Swift is understood to be a nice lady, and instead she brought it back to the initial point and owned up to being…

I am pleasantly surprised by the active verbs in this apology.

Or maybe they just both like the rings?

Is that because women’s clothes never have enough pockets?

Oh thanks :) this made me smile. . . . I like to comment on the issues that I really care about here. . . .and discrimination against ANYONE is something I really, really care about. . . .and I hate it when I say something that is either 1) ignorant, or 2) not-the-right-tone/lacking-necessary-nuance (as was the above…

I agree. I shouldn’t have said, “kinda problematic”—I should have just said “problematic.” I apologize for this. I should have been more thoughtful in wording. I think I went towards “kinda” because she wasn’t saying it with the intention of being derogatory (i.e. with the intention of calling someone a “dyke”). If…

I sunscreen all the fucking time because my Finnish ancestors angered the sun god millenia ago and we are cursed to hide from its fiery gaze. Whenever people make fun of me for it I say “Just wait until we’re both 50 and you’ll wish you’d followed my lead.”

She’s gorgeous. She’s totally on my boyfriend’s list of 5 and he gives zero fucks about the fact that she is like 3o years older than him.

Hah, yes. They SO got it from their mom. It’s just like hers! Not as intimidating, yet, but it will be...