oh, honey. his kind are a dime a dozen on our team, too. white male entitlement knows no bounds.

Hell, even in this picture it looks like that bus is rejecting him...

In the Vice piece he casually mentions sexually assaulting an unconscious woman—in case we had any doubts about what kind of dude he is.

“This is bullshit and I want to go home. Like, now!”

Or perhaps “your foot fetish is an uninteresting turn-off”.

You could tell that she was this close to rolling her eyes at some of the particularly douchey answers. But what struck me was how she responded to his asking her out for a pedicure or manicure. She made excuses (“I got a pedicure yesterday,” “I never get manicures”) Of course that’s a standard way to respond to…

God, please no. Don’t send him to us.

The most baffling part of this whole video is that he has never seen the young woman/old woman picture before. How. HOW?

You’ve already given this more thought than he has.

I ran into the Looking For a Girlfriend flyer guy in November, and asked him how it was going. ”I’ve been on 92 dates.” ”And no love connection?” ”Not yet.” ”Maybe you’re setting the bar a little high?”

“Get all the AIDS in there.”

Thanks. Now I have a mad lady-crush on Jena Friedman. BRB- stalking her on Twitter. Forever.

I’m well-adjusted to my life of deliberately avoiding dating because it’s hell, but I cannot think of one single thing about that dickwaffle that could tempt me. Lucky for me I’m chubby, and prefer better beer.

I like her.

Excellent and telling expression.

I'll be here waiting for apologies for everyone who skewered me for saying he was gross and that it was comical for him to be as picky as he is. I will stand by that assessment til the end of time.

pretty sure that’s serial killer code for “wear your skin as a dress”

I was a bit confused about this article until I reread the title. I thought it said “Shockingly ‘Looking For a Girlfriend’ Dude Seems to Kinda Like Dick”.

Ewwww. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ewwwwwwww.