Sadly, it is possible to be a careful and grammatical writer and yet be duped by a cheating sociopath. No need to ask me how I know.

"neither plastic nor rubber."

He named his children after two people who were fucking each other?

What's a good counter-protest food for this? Whatever it is, I'm eating it off of a dudes dick.

For all the kids reading at home, though, Santa Dog just IS white, though:

Not weird, keep up the good work sir.

Is it a weird sex practice to make sure my female partner orgasms before intercourse?

I been waiting for this article for months now.

tbh, I prefer a natural inbox. When I see that blank screen I'm like, what, did you open this account three days ago?

Oh yay, let's commend Beyoncé for having a thigh-gap. First off, fuck you. Second off, her pelvis is probably pushed back as it so often is to create the illusion of thigh thinness to appease to thick thigh haters. Thirdly, I THOUGHT THIGH GAP WAS OLD NEWS.

Jewish lesbian penguins?

A reminder from your friendly neighborhood lawyer:

From this thread at GroupThink.

Thanks so much everyone!! I'm still finding all the places my work has been posted, and I'm proud to be featured here! :D

"Men are the number on cause of death in women." - Louis C.K.

OKcupid blog surveys do indeed constitute scientific proof. Well done!

My favorite response ever was from an old coworker. Picture the scene - a bunch of start up folks sitting around in a bar after work. Male coworker #1 says something about how all men think blah blah sexist bullshit he got from a PUA manual. Male coworker #2 turns to him and says "that's pathetic". Everyone else…

#kinostration