SO LAY IT OUT FOR ME NOW, you fuck. If you tell me that I need to "read the whole thread" again, we'll all know for sure that you can't.

Okay. Lay it out for me then, because you've created some kind of fucking logic pretzel and I don't even think you know what you're saying.

Okay so you admit that contraception fails, but still get butthurt that women "allow" themselves to get pregnant? That makes no sense. And what does it matter what the percentage is if it happens? You expressed support for abortion rights. I honestly don't understand your logic. (Hint: because it is illogical)

An obvious dodge. I want to know what makes you an expert on women's health, contraception, and pregnancy. Your anecdotal evidence of not getting anyone pregnant (by the way, how do you know that?) meaning that all women "allow" themselves to get pregnant doesn't hold any water. Here is how to do anecdotes right: off…

An obvious dodge. I want to know what makes you an expert on women's health, contraception, and pregnancy. Your anecdotal evidence of not getting anyone pregnant (by the way, how do you know that?) meaning that all women "allow" themselves to get pregnant doesn't hold any water. Here is how to do anecdotes right: off…

"In general the woman does allow herself to get pregnant."

Re: your last paragraph - yes, but not in the way you're thinking. We are conditioned to be submissive and compliant. We are supposed to be passive and timid all the time, and especially when it comes to sex. Men fuck, women get fucked. And yes, there's women who say they fucked guys, but usually those women who take…

I have nothing to add besides Kobe Bryant is a fucking piece of shit.

Is that true?? I have the world's cuddliest, sweetest, lovingest orange kitty who loves to be petted, held, even hugged - his favorite thing is snuggling up on your face/neck so he can give you kisses and you can squeeze him in a squishy hug :)

LOL, no it isn't.

Some men, yeah.

Same! In 2008 I visited a friend who was living in Indianapolis and we went out to broad ripple. We got approached by at least two dudes trying Mystery lines verbatim. The tattoo one first, and then the one about two girls getting into a fight over a dude named George. We laughed in their faces so hard.

No, that is reasonable. It is because you see two people clearly happy, not harming anyone, and doing something undeniably good - providing loving homes to rescue dogs - and your first reaction is "god, they must smell so bad."

you must be fun at parties.

He looks like he's wearing bike shorts.

Crackin up at my desk. That's ridiculous. (Ha!) Especially since this morning I was clicking around the comments and saw someone's ACTUAL DICK.

Hmmm...Ohio slush, North Face as a fashion statement? Hello fellow redhawk :)

Oh mah GAWD she is so gorgeous. I don't know how she can function with that face. If I were that beautiful I would never leave the house because I would spend all day staring at myself in a mirror.

HOW HAS NO ONE MENTIONED B.D. WONG

I KNOW. I tried so hard to like Scandal. I really did. I love Kerry Washington, I follow politics, and I even watch Grey's Anatomy, but it just never stuck. I don't get the appeal.