right?!?!? It was cartoonish. Like someone said “now play the part of an over-the-top redneck and be sure to say nigger as much as you can” 

The Buford City school board is 100 percent white.

omg I thought the title was hyperbole.. it LITERALLY sounds like some plantation owner speaking about those he has enslaved

Administrators at Buford City Schools, which is 46 percent minority according to Public School Review, has not responded to The Root’s request for comment

“This is a personnel and legal matter pertaining to a disgruntled employee.”

It was sewn into the top. Gawker investigated his hair in 2016.

That’s all true, though two things: he had a scalp reduction, and significant amounts of donor hair were probably harvested from the back of his head to graft onto the top and front.

He had a procedure done in the 1980s. His first wife told him to get it and the doctor botched it, horribly. Scalp reduction surgery—the doctor cuts away the bald spot then pulls the skin up. It’s not done anymore because it never looked right... and Donald’s very clearly went very bad.

Some sort of scalp reduction surgery.

Yep. The man is so toxic his follicles peaced the fuck out years ago

It’s pretty well-established at this point that it’s a weave. You’d better bring a boatload of expertise if you’re going to try to disprove that narrative.

Not sure what he reminds me of more back there:

Jeez, that looks like somebody melted Clint Eastwood in drag.

spitting image of his mom there...

Dandelions are tasty...Cadet Bone Spurs? I can’t even look at him

He’s obsessed with “genes”. He doesn’t actually understand how genetics works, but “good genes” are very important to him. Being bald would signify bad genes to a superficial person such as he.

Hair replacement surgery takes hair from the back of your head and puts it on the top/front. It looks like he did that a few too many times, and now uses the hair on top to swoop down and cover the scars.

That’s just it. He hates not being in control, so of course he’d do whatever he could to maintain the illusion.

Narcissism is a funny thing. It makes the sufferer desperately overcompensate for all the inadequacies they think they have, but doesn’t do anything about the ones of which they’re unaware. So the narcissist ends up being an odd mix of intensely defensive and utterly oblivious.

It’s a defining characteristic of his generation...obsessed with external markers of success and devoid of actual compassion or personality. Look at his tacky properties as a prime example.