Bubble bubble
Toil and trouble
May Trump’s empire fail
And be reduced to rubble.

He’s currently holed up in a tower with pasty gross dudes whispering in his ears. He is Saruman the Orange

I have a dream

Seriously, him saying he would destroy the records before giving them to a deportation task force made me reel. we need more people talking like this.

“I will not tell you that...Tiffany’s...are my central concerns in life,” the mayor said.

Low hanging fruit:

Seeing this gif has been the best part of my day, TBH.

Yup!

No one ever wants to fuck poor Luke.

Uh, Han Solo Harrison Ford pretty much awoke my sexuality. WOULD DO YES INDEED YES.

I support this !

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

*hic* DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Expert gif deployment

Out of the greys with you man

“You can be grateful that he wore a condom.”

I’ve dated guys Dwayne’s size, and I’m quite petite. You’d think it’d feel like that but it doesn’t. It’s more like being surrounded by a cozy man-cage.

A little trivia: Johnson is the first non-white Sexiest Man Alive since Denzel in 1996 and those two are the only two since this started in 1985 (or three, if you consider Keanu Reeves mixed race). I would agree that Johnson is pretty sexy, though I would think his lovers would be afraid of him crushing them.