I wasn’t sure what to be, but I went to an eighties karaoke the other day and I felt a powerful urge to be Cyndi Lauper. I decided I would only be her if I could find the right dress at my favorite thrift store. I walked in and there it was, a red eighties party dress with straps that can easily be removed, a tight…
I’m all lost in the supermarket
I can no longer shop happily
I came in here for that special offer
A guaranteed personality
I wasn’t born so much as I fell out
Nobody seemed to notice me
We had a hedge back home in the suburbs
Over which I never could see
I heard the people who lived on the ceiling
Scream and fight most…
I hate shopping when I don’t properly plan for it. Sometimes I just go on a whim with an idea of what I want to make for food that week and I always leave feeling completely deflated and unsatisfied. I have to spend a good hour or so scouring my fridge and coming up with a detailed an organized list for grocery…
You know who isn’t happy with 24/7 pizza? Hitler.
I should wear hats to the grocery more often.
I am a little younger than Miss Kitty Cat (above) but I remember going to the Anaheim Halloween parade at about that same age..
I miss the old plastic mask costume sets that effectively destroyed all peripheral vision and caused scores of circus peanut addled trick or treaters to walk into traffic.
Or you could go as Dr. Joyce Brothers doing a PSA on candy.
Everytime this comes, I’m reminded of the question about who we should believe: the guy who says he assaults women, or the women that say he assaulted them?
I’ve shared this story before but every time I hear about one of these badass old women I am reminded of my grandmother who we lost in June. She was a lifelong democrat lefty and hillary’s candidacy meant a lot to her. My grandmother never got the chance to vote for Hillary for president, I’m so glad Gina does and…
“’I used to be dancer and a gymnast, so this is why I’m very good at fighting,’ she said. Makes sense to me!”
Melanie Field, Brendan Scannell and Jasmine Mathews, according to the THR article. Kind of a big thing to leave out of this, but then again proofreading has never been a priority of Gawker Media.
...did I miss something? Who are Mathews, Scannell, and Field?
I know one of the women on one of these personally - and I had to stop watching - cannot stand how ridiculously they’re portrayed! And then I remember any of the Real Housewives and climb off my tall steed.
“Halloween is a horror and it shouldn’t be a horror,”
Yeah but what’s worse on Halloween: cyanide or that damn dentist who insists on giving toothbrushes? Talk about ruining the holiday...
I’d be delighted if a stranger just GAVE me some of that “candy”!
All these men are too emotional to be President.
“Royal Towing, the towing company involved, has called and apologized to Montgomery, and offered to pay to have the transmission serviced, but wanted the videos taken offline.”
Tow companies are SCUUUUUUMMMMMMBAGS.
