JustNikki

9/27/16

See what happened there?

9/27/16

“Cher is an average talent”

9/27/16

Am I the only one really confused by this vehement denial that he had “the sniffles”?! I mean, sorry dude, the whole world watched you twitch and sniffle--bad mic (?) or not, it wasn’t manufacturing the sound AND FACIAL MOVEMENT of man sniffling.

9/27/16

Remember, only one week until early voting in Ohio. And only a little over two weeks until early voting in Arizona.

9/27/16

Is “The Tyrant” aware that Nietzsche actually called for the mixing of the Jewish and German people in order to strengthen the German “race”?

9/26/16

I loved watching Trump tie himself into a Gordian knot trying to explain his stances on his tax returns, support for the Iraq war, and birtherism.

9/26/16

OMFG I wanna tongue kiss Howard Dean. I thought I was the only one with the cocaine theory.

9/26/16

I have not had sex in months and I do not wear crocks.

9/26/16

Laura Mercier Silk Cream Oil Free Photo Edition Foundation

9/26/16

Bare Minerals Brightening Serum Foundation

9/26/16

Chip and Joanna could have it looking like new in 42 minutes, you’d just have to deal with a lot of shiplap and “distressed” furniture

9/26/16

You guys...this scares me in a special way because my parents are hoarders. They are not up to the garbage stage yet, but I see it only getting worse as they get older. My dad is 73 and my mom is 68. They shut any discussion about the state of their home down. When I tried to bring up the possibility of professional…

9/26/16

9/26/16

Yeah...

9/26/16

What you don’t see can’t hurt you?

9/26/16

This is the first thing I read today. I’m going back to bed.

9/25/16

An Arnold Palmer does not contain alcohol

9/23/16

Bonus points if the Nalgene is filled with kombucha.

9/23/16

Isn’t the entire point of Tevas that they are to be worn with distressed cargo shorts and some manner of sustainably made t-shirt while swilling out of a Nalgene covered in stickers? Or is my understanding skewed by the fact that I went to a women’s college?

9/23/16

Tie an inner tube to the back of a three wheeled ATV (back before those fuckers got banned for being so tippy) and let a mildly buzzed 17 year old drag you around a supposedly frozen lake and nearby snow covered field.