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He has zero sense of humor. 

Not enough desks in the world for my head.

Why is only him? And Sean Spicer during the last weeks of his tenure

Seriously. Why don’t the bags under your eyes look orange dipshit? 

Remember your daily affirmation, folks:

This man is so mind-bogglingly stupid. 

Unfortunately, she continued: “I’m only the third woman and the first mom to ever be the White House press secretary, and yet women attack me relentlessly instead of being proud that we have more women doing those types of jobs.”

Who in the hell is this person? Was she on The Twighlight?

What is it about Bella Thorne that compels every single media outlet to desperately try to make her a thing?

Don’t tell Bella Thorne, but I think the average Jez reader is 10-15 years too old to give a fuck about her.

I challenge anyone to find a cringier celeb than Bella Thorne.

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.

This is certainly an opinion shared by many others. If it were the case, I’d like to say I’d be sympathetic, but...nope. I’m just waiting for him to shit his pants in front of the world.

People actually watch this crap AND care about it, which is proof to me that humanity peaked some time ago and we should probably die out soon

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I wouldn’t be surprised if he kicks puppies and strangles kittens. The amount of anger he has is off the charts. I don’t get how these white guys develop so much damn anger.

How anybody can look at this and not wonder if he’s some kind of Lovecraftian eldritch horror in a skin suit is beyond me. And that wasn’t really even a joke.

Oh, Wayne, please take a civics class. Unless you can name a specific *government* entity (law enforcement, FBI, CIA, Congress, the President, state legislatures, etc.) that physically prevents conservatives from speaking on college campuses, then you have no idea what the First Amendment says.